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ARE YOU ONLINE? Hydrate Me

ARE YOU ONLINE? Hydrate Me

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When you stumble into an over-thirties chat-room for a joke, sort of, and you start
chatting to a guy about books, music, how much each of you love New York… swirling sandalwood incense, sweet berries, delicate white florals and golden Amber... and bouquets of sharpened pencils.

TO USE: Under running water, rub the conditioning bar all over. Massage into skin. Do not wash off. After you step out of the shower, air dry and allow a few minutes for the butters to sink into the skin. Experience the softest skin you've ever felt after just one use.

****Please note: This product is made to melt at low temperatures and may arrive soft/melted in the summer months, in no way affecting the quality or usability. To harden, place the hydrate me in the freezer, before use.****

Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Bees Wax, Shea Butter, Astrocaryum Tucuma Seed Butter, Organic Cocoa Butter, Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Palm Oil, Palm Kernal Flakes, Kokum Butter, Fragrance.

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Chrissie Chambers (New Kensington, US)
Are you online? 🌷🌷

First off...super cute movie! This box was so pretty..loved all of the flowers! Are you on online ? Has a sweet floral scent. It is so pretty and "girly" 🥰 This is the fragrance I'm currently using. Hydrate Me is one of my most favorite products. I use it year round. Great for tattoos, feet and I use it as a shaving aid. Love it!!

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Katelyn Flowers (San Antonio, US)
Hydrate me

Hydrate Me has become my favorite way of moisturizing in the mornings before work. Quick, easy shower application and my skin stays hydrated over 24 hours. This particular scent is my favorite. Feminine but not too sweet or too floral. A nice balance

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Danielle (Midvale, US)
Perfect for Spring!

I love hydrate mes! This scent is one of my new favorites too!

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Christina Cody (Hockessin, US)

Perfect scent, complex

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Emily Greene (Burnsville, US)
5+ stars

The hydrate me is so moisturizing. I have very dry skin especially on my legs and this soothes me with one application. Non greasy and glides on easy plus the smell is so good!

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