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CAN'T EVEN OCD Hand Sanitizer

CAN'T EVEN OCD Hand Sanitizer

Regular price $1.99
Sale price $1.99 Regular price

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Literally. It's that good. Smashed pumpkin and sweet potato dusted with freshly ground nutmeg and brown sugar. LIMITED STOCK

VEGAN

Active Ingredient: Ethyl Alcohol (62%)

Inactive Ingredients: Deionized water, Glycerin, Propylene Glycol, Aloe barbadensis (Aloe Vera) Leaf Juice, Panthenol (Pro-Vitamin B5), Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin E), Carbomer, Aminomethyl Propanol, Color, Fragrance

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Jenna Patskin (St. Petersburg, US)
Awesome

FCS hand sanitizer is the best! It cleanses without drying. This scent is pumpkin & sweet potato pie deliciousness!

M
Marianne
Love the scent

A perfect scent for fall. I love spicy pumkin scents, and this is one is so good. Love!

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Crystal
Love

Smells awesome and pumpkiny! Love the new packaging so much better!

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Nicolette
I love pumpkin

I had to get this because I LOVE pumpkin... all year long!

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Kathy
Fun scent

This is a fun fall scent. I wish it was a bit stronger but maybe my sense of smell is just diminishing. I love the holiday scents and want them to stick around all day :) I would buy it again if it were put back in stock.

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