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CAN'T TOUCH THIS! Bar Soap

CAN'T TOUCH THIS! Bar Soap

Regular price $5.99
Sale price $5.99 Regular price

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Prickly on the outside, sweet on the inside. Sundrenched scents of honeydew and sweet watermelon combined with crisp, cool cucumber and cactus water. This bar soap is on point. 

price is for one bar soap, picked at random

Lather responsibly! 

  • Vegetable-based
  • Contains no surfactants or propylene glycol
  • Glycerine Rich
  • No parabens
  • No Sulfates
  • No Propylene Glycol
  • Soap made from 100% Natural Ingredients

VEGAN

Ingredients: Aqua, Sorbitol, Sodium Palm Kernelate, Sodium Stearate, Sodium Oleate, Sodium Chloride, Citric Acid, Sodium Citrate, Cosmetic Color, Cosmetic Glitter, Fragrance Oil

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Elizabeth (Andover, US)
Adorable!

I love this adorable cactus soap! It has a wonderful scent and a wonderful design!

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Maureen Leon (Seattle, US)
Better Than The Pictures!!

OMGosh, these are so awesome looking!! And the smell is devine!! These would be great added to a birthday or house warming gift 😁

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