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EAT MY SHORTS Aloe Me Spray Lotion

EAT MY SHORTS Aloe Me Spray Lotion

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EAT. MY. SHORTS. This bad boy of a scent smells of warm amber and coconut milk, citrus, and palm notes with a dark base of teakwood and musk. What can I say? I'm thrilled!

HOW IT WORKS: Use daily, right after shower to lock in moisture. Spray all over the body. Instantly leaves skin soft, not greasy or sticky. Quickly rub in to moisturize skin. Absorbs quickly. Enjoy lightly moisturized and hydrated skin that smells amazing. Perfect for summer!!

VEGAN

Ingredients: Aloe Barbadensis (Organic Aloe) Leaf Juice, Cocos Nucifera (Organic Coconut) Oil, Glycerin, Hamamelis Virginiana (Witch Hazel) Distilled Water,  Sunflower Oil, Soya Oil, Vegetable Glycerin, Stearic Acid, Cetyl Alcohol, Palmitic Acid, Tocopherol (vitamin E), Potassium Sorbate, Meadowfoam Oil, Jojoba Oil, Aloe Vera, Vitamin C, Citric Acid, Phenoxyethanol, Tetrasodium EDTA, Fragrance.

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