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EAT MY SHORTS Booty Scrub

EAT MY SHORTS Booty Scrub

Regular price $16.99
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EAT. MY. SHORTS. This bad boy of a scent smells of warm amber and coconut milk, citrus, and palm notes with a dark base of teakwood and musk. What can I say? I'm thrilled!

TO USE: Gently rub the scrub on your booty, thighs, back and belly to buff and refine your delicate skin.

Ingredients: Sucrose, Carthamus Tinctorius (Safflower) Seed Oil, Silica, Polysorbate 80, Oryza Sativa (Rice) Bran Extract, Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Extract, Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Extract, Tocopherols, Phenoxyethanol, Caffeine Extract, Fragrance, Cosmetic Color.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 12 reviews
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Robyn W (Roy, US)
Great product!

Love this product! I prefer fruity or foodie scents, but this wasn't too bad.

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SARAH (Seattle, US)
Works well

It's a decent scent but the scrub itself is solid. The texture is thicker and more scrubby. Great for my flaky back.

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Mel (Johnson City, US)
Great product, not my favorite scent

Like others have said, I like to use the scrub all over, not just the booty. This scent is very crisp and reminds me of maybe Degree men's gel deodorant or one of those men's shower gels that's named after a large woodland animal.

Which is fine, I like using my man's body wash sometimes lol. I just tend to prefer floral or citrus scents.

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Lis Bunny (Columbia, US)
Great Product

This came in my box. Another reviewer suggested the subscription box and I highly recommend it to. This is a great product. The base notes are solid in the dry down.

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Regina Huber (Milwaukee, US)
Good scrub but very masculine scent

This is a great, coarse scrub. I use it all over my body. The scent is very strong and very masculine though, which I wasn't a big fan of.

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