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EAT MY SHORTS Shaving Cream

EAT MY SHORTS Shaving Cream

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EAT. MY. SHORTS. This bad boy of a scent smells of warm amber and coconut milk, citrus, and palm notes with a dark base of teakwood and musk. What can I say? I'm thrilled!

HOW IT WORKS: Aloe and coconut oil create the perfect combination to raise hair and increase the softness of hair on the skin and maximize the results of shaving.

TO USE: Thoroughly wet skin, apply shaving cream to one leg and shave. Repeat on the other leg. Rinse off excess cream. Apply your favorite whipped cream lotion after to lock in moisture!

Ingredients: Vegetable Glycerin, Water, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate, Sorbitol, Propylene Glycol, Disodium Lauryl Sulfosuccinate, Stearic Acid, Water, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Glycerin, Carbomer, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Triethanolamine, Iodopropynyl Butylcarbamate, Kaolin Clay, Persea Gratissima (Avocado) Oil, Tocopheryl Acetate, Water (and) Glycerin (and) Daucus Carota Sativa (Carrot) Seed Extract, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid, Fragrance  Oil.

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Danielle (Salt Lake City, US)
Great shaving cream!

This is a great smooth fluffy cream and this one smells fresh and clean!

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