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Entire BEST OF CHRISTMAS 2020 Collection PRE-ORDER

Entire BEST OF CHRISTMAS 2020 Collection PRE-ORDER

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Your "add all" button for all 12 Best of Christmas products! Limited Stock

All 12 products will come wrapped and labeled with the "open on" date. No peeking!!  😉

  • ZERO
  • SALLY
  • SANDY CLAWS
  • JACK
  • CHRISTMAS ALL THE YEAR
  • HOLY GRAIL OF CHRISTMAS GIFTS
  • What I Want For Christmas
  • PUMPKIN JUICE
  • UNICORN BLOOD
  • RORRIM EHT
  • BUZZ YOUR GIRLFRIEND
  • I'M EATING JUNK FOOD




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Fortune Cookie Soap
We are Fortune Cookie Soaps

A little weird. A lot wonderful.

Meet your new obsession. Whether it’s a soap shaped like a cookie, a whipped body butter that smells like nostalgia, or a room spray that turns your house into a fantasy world, every product is handcrafted to make your day more magical. Made with high-quality ingredients and unforgettable scents, this is self-care with serious personality.

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Shipping typically takes 5-7 business days within the United States. For international orders, shipping can take 10-15 business days, depending on the destination and customs processing times. You will receive a tracking number once your order has shipped so you can monitor its progress.

Soap that speaks your language.
Sweet scents. Zero regrets.
Self-care, but make it fun.
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