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GOOD ZOMBIE Hydrate Me

GOOD ZOMBIE Hydrate Me

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Is your skin feeling dried out like it's been buried in a haunted cemetery for 300 years? Life is sweet, be not shy. Oh thy skin. So sayeth I! White chocolate dipped candied apples, lightly rolled in marshmallow cream and drizzled with melted butterscotch.

TO USE: Under running water, rub the conditioning bar all over. Massage into skin. Do not wash off. After you step out of the shower, air dry and allow a few minutes for the butters to sink into the skin. Experience the softest skin you've ever felt after just one use.

****Please note: This product is made to melt at low temperatures and may arrive soft/melted in the summer months, in no way affecting the quality or usability. To harden, place the hydrate me in the freezer, before use.****

Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Bees Wax, Shea Butter, Astrocaryum Tucuma Seed Butter, Organic Cocoa Butter, Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Palm Oil, Palm Kernal Flakes, Kokum Butter, Fragrance.

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Danielle (Salt Lake City, US)
Love hydrate mes!

This is the perfect scent! I’m wearing it all year! Apple sweetness, and hydrate mes are my fav, well one of my faves.

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