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HERE LIES... Microdermabrasion Scrub

HERE LIES... Microdermabrasion Scrub

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Never trust the living! Weed-strewn grave, wet rotting apples, swirled with thick ropes of caramel and a dusting of brown sugar.

TO USE: Apply a very small amount to wet skin. Gently scrub desired areas in a circular motion for up to 1 minute. For sensitive skin, less pressure is recommended. Rinse thoroughly with warm water. Pat dry. Keep away from eyes and mouth.


PRO TIP: Use 1x a week. Apply a good moisturizer after this procedure. This new skin should also be protected from the sun and recommend some sunscreen or avoidance of direct sunlight for a few days. I find using it the shower makes it easier to rinse off all the crystals.

Net wt 2.2oz

Ingredients: Deionized Water, Aluminum Silica (Bauxite), Glyceryl Monostearate, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea Butter), Persea Gratissima (Avocado) Oil, Vitis Vinifera (Grape Seed) Oil, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Oil, Cannabis Sativa (Hemp) Seed Oil, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Vegetable Glycerine, Stearic Acid, Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Cetyl Alcohol (Fatty Acid), Hydrogenated Jojoba Wax, Phenoxyethanol and Caprylyl Glycol (Optiphen) Hydrogenated Jojoba Oil, Citrus Aurantium Dulcis (Orange) Peel Oil, Fragrance Oil.

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Sara Schmidt (Arnold, US)
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I'd love more spooky themed microderms too!

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