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I PUT A SMELL ON YOU Hydrate Me

I PUT A SMELL ON YOU Hydrate Me

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Thank you Max, for that marvelous scent! I put a smell on you and now you're MINE! An enchanting blend of dragon's blood, apples and pears, wretched cotton candy and lemon drops. You better get superstitious and believe there is caramel, raspberry jam and creamy vanilla in this vicious scent! Say bye-bye- i-i-i-i-i-i-i!!! 

TO USE: Under running water, rub the conditioning bar all over. Massage into skin. Do not wash off. After you step out of the shower, air dry and allow a few minutes for the butters to sink into the skin. Experience the softest skin you've ever felt after just one use.

****Please note: This product is made to melt at low temperatures and may arrive soft/melted in the summer months, in no way affecting the quality or usability. To harden, place the hydrate me in the freezer, before use.****

Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Bees Wax, Shea Butter, Astrocaryum Tucuma Seed Butter, Organic Cocoa Butter, Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Palm Oil, Palm Kernal Flakes, Kokum Butter, Fragrance.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 23 reviews
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Angeleen Buske (Juneau, US)
Fun and Creative!

I loved this new scent. Such a change up for a fall scent. I also loved the larger deodorant container for the hydrate me. Still on the fence whether I like hydrate me. The product doesn't soak into my skin. My skin is extremely odd.

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Priscilla (Glenside, US)
Amazing

One of my favorite scents in one of my favorite products.

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Monica Dyess (Valdosta, US)
Not for me

Not a fan of the scent- the blend of scents just doesn’t sit well with me. Hydrate me’s are also not my favorite product.

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Stephanie Eiffler (Milwaukee, US)
Nostalga

This scent really grew on me. It was familiar, but I couldn't place it at first. It reminds me of browsing the shops at Ren Faire!

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Talisa Fettis (Boise, US)
I love these

These are so good for my extremely dry skin! I love them.

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