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MISTRESS OF ALL EVIL Body Milk

MISTRESS OF ALL EVIL Body Milk

Regular price $13.99
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And to show this body milk bears no ill will, it too will bestow a gift on the dry skin. Listen well! Now shall you deal with me o’ dry skin, and all the powers of this BODY MILK! Bursting with tainted purple pomegranates, sickly sweet marshmallow, twisted Maplewood thorns and amber, show the world the essence of pure evil.

HOW IT WORKS:  Body milk provides dry skin intensive care with a rich and creamy formula that intensively nourishes to reduce the rough feeling of dry skin. It’s a lighter and more instantaneous sensation than other moisture products like our body frosting or whipped cream lotion.

TO USE: Apply to skin after a shower, in the morning, before bedtime, or any time!! Allow the body milk to absorb into the skin before dressing.

INGREDIENTS: Distilled water, Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Seed Oil, Glycine Soja (Soybean) Oil, Vegetable Glycerin, Stearic Acid, Cetyl Alcohol, Emulsifying Wax, Palmitic Acid, Tocopherol (vitamin E), Fragrance, Potassium Sorbate, Limnanthes Alba (Meadowfoam) Seed Oil, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Yogurt, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, L-ascorbic acid, citric acid, (Diazolidinyl Urea) and Iodopropynyl Butylcarbamate.

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Customer Reviews

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Mel (Johnson City, US)
Not my favorite

I love the body milk. It dries really fast and leaves my skin feeling silky.

The scent wasn't my thing. It was a heavy kind of scent that almost smelled to me like perfumed plastic or Play-Doh.

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Denise Wallheimer (Fort Collins, US)
Not my favorite

Body milk is always a bit runny and I usually apply it over the tub so I don't make a big mess. It does moisturize really well. This scent wasn't for me either, I think the amber was overpowering. I had to give this one to a friend.

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Stacy Sanford (Urbandale, US)

Scent is nice. I prefer the aloe me for my summer moisturizer. The body milk is more hydrating than the shower oil for me but is too runny and annoying to apply. Bottle lasts for a long time so is a good value.

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Emily
Good product

I love the body milks, they’re a good moisturizer for me. Not too thick and absorbs quickly. I adored the bottle for this and had to buy it but I knew the scent description didn’t match my style and that was my fault. It’s not as fresh and fruity as I prefer. The bottle looks awesome on my shelf though

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Elizabeth Flesher (Newton, US)
Nice!

Great light weight moisturizer for summertime! Sinks in quickly with no greasy residue.

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