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NO SWIMMING Fortune Cookie Soap

NO SWIMMING Fortune Cookie Soap

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“Beach is closed.” Bright, sparkling citrus notes of cedrat lemon and grapefruit, with a wave of aquatic salty minerals, green sage, and soft sandalwood.

Soap...with benefits! 

  • Vegetable based
  • Contains no surfactants or propylene glycol
  • Glycerine Rich
  • No parabens
  • No Sulfates
  • No Propylene Glycol
  • Soap made from 100% Natural Ingredients

VEGAN

Ingredients: Aqua, Sorbitol, Sodium Palm Kernelate, Sodium Stearate, Sodium Oleate, Sodium Chloride, Citric Acid, Sodium Citrate, Cosmetic Color, Fragrance Oil.

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Denise Wallheimer (Fort Collins, US)
Super cute and perfect for shark lovers

I have two little dudes that love sharks so I ordered these as an after school surprise (I love that they prefer soap to candy/sweet treats these days!). These arrived just as advertised and look adorable, and the kids loved the little sign. The smell is quite masculine and reminiscent of the ocean, which is perfect for a shark-themed soap.

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Alicia Flanagan (Walla Walla, US)
love this

It smells terrific and I absolutely love the little sign!

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Alicia Flanagan (Walla Walla, US)
love this

I love this so much! Not only is absolutely adorable with that little sign, it also smells amazing.

Fortune Cookie Soap
We are Fortune Cookie Soaps

A little weird. A lot wonderful.

Meet your new obsession. Whether it’s a soap shaped like a cookie, a whipped body butter that smells like nostalgia, or a room spray that turns your house into a fantasy world, every product is handcrafted to make your day more magical. Made with high-quality ingredients and unforgettable scents, this is self-care with serious personality.

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How long does shipping take?

Shipping typically takes 5-7 business days within the United States. For international orders, shipping can take 10-15 business days, depending on the destination and customs processing times. You will receive a tracking number once your order has shipped so you can monitor its progress.

Soap that speaks your language.
Sweet scents. Zero regrets.
Self-care, but make it fun.
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