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NO SWIMMING Room Spray

NO SWIMMING Room Spray

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“Beach is closed.” Bright, sparkling citrus notes of cedrat lemon and grapefruit, with a wave of aquatic salty minerals, green sage, and soft sandalwood.

Instantly freshen up your personal space, wherever that might be. Perfect for dorm rooms, shared bathrooms, or that annoying stinky family member! Ultra-concentrated room spray. Freshens and deodorizes linens, towels, and clothing with a unique conditioning agent.

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Stacy Sanford (Urbandale, US)

Really like this scent. I spray it on my sheets and towels.

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mara (Belgrade, RS)
nostalgic

this reminds me of my dads old coolwater cologne <3

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Meet your new obsession. Whether it’s a soap shaped like a cookie, a whipped body butter that smells like nostalgia, or a room spray that turns your house into a fantasy world, every product is handcrafted to make your day more magical. Made with high-quality ingredients and unforgettable scents, this is self-care with serious personality.

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