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PLEASE GROW FOR ME Bar Soap

PLEASE GROW FOR ME Bar Soap

Regular price $8.25
Sale price $8.25 Regular price

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Scented with "Audrey 2" Fragrance.

I’m just a green mean mutha from outer space and I am bad!” You don’t know what you’re up against with florals of exotic tiger orchid, red hibiscus and strawberry blooms, sweet dragonfruit and apricot. A deep amber, earthy teakwood and beautifully tart pomelo and island cherry round out this ‘bust your balls’ blend. You’re in trouble now!

Lather responsibly! 

  • Vegetable based
  • Contains no surfactants or propylene glycol
  • Glycerine Rich
  • No parabens
  • No Sulfates
  • No Propylene Glycol
  • Soap made from 100% Natural Ingredients

VEGAN

Ingredients: Aqua, Sorbitol, Sodium Palm Kernelate, Sodium Stearate, Sodium Oleate, Sodium Chloride, Citric Acid, Sodium Citrate, Cosmetic Color, Fragrance Oil.

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MISTY FRADY (Chickamauga, US)
Grow for me bar soap

The soap is huge & so cute!! Smells great too

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Sharon W (Savannah, US)
So Cute!

The artistry of the mold for this soap is amazing. I almost did not want to use it, but I absolutely love the Audrey 2 scent! It left my skin feeling clean and moisturized.

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Becky

So very cute

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Becky (Paisley, US)
So cute

So cute

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Shipping typically takes 5-7 business days within the United States. For international orders, shipping can take 10-15 business days, depending on the destination and customs processing times. You will receive a tracking number once your order has shipped so you can monitor its progress.

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