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SATURDAY DETENTION Fortune Cookie Soap

SATURDAY DETENTION Fortune Cookie Soap

Regular price $4.25
Sale price $4.25 Regular price

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Well, well... here we are. This fruity-floral blend is warmed with vanilla, amber and smooth sandalwood to get you through the next 8 hours with a brunch of weirdos. Any monkey business is ill-advised.  

Lather responsibly! 

  • Vegetable based
  • Contains no surfactants or propylene glycol
  • Glycerine Rich
  • No parabens
  • No Sulfates
  • No Propylene Glycol
  • Soap made from 100% Natural Ingredients

VEGAN

Ingredients: Aqua, Sorbitol, Sodium Palm Kernelate, Sodium Stearate, Sodium Oleate, Sodium Chloride, Citric Acid, Sodium Citrate, Cosmetic Color, Fragrance Oil

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Customer Reviews

Based on 9 reviews
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Robyn W (Roy, US)
Nice scent!

I enjoy the fortune cookie soap and this is a great scent!

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SARAH (Seattle, US)
Clean

It's a great fall scent. This is a cute soap with a masculine-leaning unisex scent. I love the soap formula .

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Priscilla (Glenside, US)
Great

I love this scent. Perfect scent for fall and not too overpowering.

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Regina Huber (Milwaukee, US)
Smells good

Smells good but not as strong as some of the other fortune cookie soaps I've gotten. The silver chalk writing came off on the first wash. I wish the design could have stayed longer.

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Kaitey Chervenak (Hilliard, US)
Gorgeous Fall Fragrance

The same great quality soap that you get in all the fortune cookie soaps, but with a gorgeous fall fragrance that reminds me of Bath & Body Works Sweater Weather or Leaves.

Fortune Cookie Soap
We are Fortune Cookie Soaps

A little weird. A lot wonderful.

Meet your new obsession. Whether it’s a soap shaped like a cookie, a whipped body butter that smells like nostalgia, or a room spray that turns your house into a fantasy world, every product is handcrafted to make your day more magical. Made with high-quality ingredients and unforgettable scents, this is self-care with serious personality.

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Shipping typically takes 5-7 business days within the United States. For international orders, shipping can take 10-15 business days, depending on the destination and customs processing times. You will receive a tracking number once your order has shipped so you can monitor its progress.

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