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SMILE, YOU SOB Bath Bomb

Name: SMILE, YOU SOB Bath Bomb
Brand: Museum
SKU: JAW100
Price: 6.99 USD
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Da-dum…da-dum… Fresh crisp notes of cactus, waterlily, eucalyptus, and bergamot dance with a floral fruity blend of gardenia and red currant.

TO USE: Place bath bomb into a full tub of warm to hot water. Watch the skin-softening bubbles go to work. Let the effervescence, color, and aroma soothe your soul!

Ingredients: Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Zea Mays (Corn) Starch, Pure Dead Sea Salt, Magnesium Sulfate, Sweet Almond Oil, Fragrance and/or Essential Oils, Cosmetic Color.

Son of a Bath (Bomb)

So for starters, this bath bomb has some great detail even though mine was also missing the blood splatter effect. I actually enjoyed the scent, which to my nose was a crisp sort of scent - probably the cactus and eucalyptus notes talking. In fact, eucalyptus tends to be one of my favorite scent notes so this bath bomb was already off to a good start. Once dissolved in the tub it didn't really have much of a color to it beyond turning the water a bit cloudy, but that's okay with me - not all bath bombs have to have crazy color effects. The moisturizing aspect (of this and FCS bath bombs in general) is amazing! My only minor grip is that I wish the scent had been stronger. Still, I was quite happy with this product and wouldn't mind buying it again if it makes a comeback one day.

Most disappointing bath bomb

I used this a few days ago to celebrate not being sick anymore and wow, what a disappointment! :( It fell apart as soon as it touched the water, it stank like a stink bug or cilantro and the little flecks of red stayed hard and stuck to my skin! I had red splotches all over myself, the tub, everywhere, and they were not easy to scrub off. I don't know what happened with this one but it was a dud.

Daughter loved it. Very cute and colored the bath water.

Adorable

This jaws theme is just so freakin fun. Great scent, too!

Meh

I'm REALLY not a fan of this scent - it smells almost musty. I crumbled part of this up & used for a foot soak. There was a little bit of an improvement once it was in the water, but not enough to get me to like the scent. It left my feet soft, though

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