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WE ARE THE WEIRDOS + SOMETHING WICCA... Set

WE ARE THE WEIRDOS + SOMETHING WICCA... Set

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SOMETHING WICCA THIS WAY COMES Foaming Sugar Scrub - Kick evil dry skin's ass every day with a foaming sugar scrub that is totally a charmed one itself with scents of vanilla orchid, sandalwood, and patchouli. Nothing stronger than your bond with this foaming sugar scrub! 

WE ARE THE WEIRDOS Whipped Cream - Welcome to the witching hour. Exorcise your rites and embrace the fact you are NOT normal with a product that smells like red apples and melon, a touch of lily with a base of dark amber and vanilla. The perfect scent combo to connect with the mystical forces.

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A little weird. A lot wonderful.

Meet your new obsession. Whether it’s a soap shaped like a cookie, a whipped body butter that smells like nostalgia, or a room spray that turns your house into a fantasy world, every product is handcrafted to make your day more magical. Made with high-quality ingredients and unforgettable scents, this is self-care with serious personality.

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